EDIT:Heres the other one I just recently created x3
Whats better than a recommend application?! David writing one, that is.
We all know Steven is usually the one that writes these reviews, but he’s being lonesome lately…tisk tisk.
But that aside, onto the review, shall we?
F.A.S.T is an app that many have seen before, flying, missiles, and dogfights. It sure does remind me of Top Gun. Basically, your a little flier dude (Or dudette) that is constantly in a dog fight. You have the option to fight against the computer, or anybody else that has an iPod touch or iPhone. Your able to play over wifi and 3G, as well as bluetooth (if you have “< 3.0″ firmware)
There’s 30 training levels, just incase your a newbie, and it teaches you all the ropes and stuff.
It’s pure fun, but one thing, it can get boring pretty quickly, and it crashes here and there. If your playing over bluetooth, you will get the occasional lag, but not too much to screw your game with your friend. I say it’s good buy.
My overall rating? 8.5 out of 10 stars!
Sorry about that little down time. I accidently changed the database password….
Pst…..Guess what…
WE’RE HOLDIN’ ANOTHER CONTEST— Boo yah!
Well incase your wondering, the contest is about our “catchphrase” or whatever you want to call it. “For all your iPhone and iPod touch needs!” does describe our site, however, it’s lame. But YOU the iPwnAge Community, get to make it. Send us your idea at David@ipwnage.com. On Septemeber 30th, 2009 we will start the judging process, were YOU also get to vote on the best. The winner gets their own catchphrase on our site. And some honor. So whaddya’ doin’ reading this? Get to work!
Contest ends September 25th
Voting Starts September 30th
Voting Ends October 10th
This week’s app review is the game Moto X Mayhem. First of all, nice game, graphics, and concept. Basically you’re a guy on a motorcycle racing to the end of the stage without falling off your motorcycle. One problem, well actually a couple of problems but I’ll start out with the most obvious one. There’s only 7 levels (oops I forgot the caps). Ok, 99 cents for a 7 levels, each level for about 22 seconds (depends on how fast you play).
That really pissed me off. 7 levels and no option to change the limit of how many lives you get. Second problem, you put in all this ragdoll physics and you don’t put in stunt mode? There should be a mode where you ride along and do stunts and earn points or something. When I first played this game I was like, “Oh that’s cool you probably have to do some stunts so you can subtract some time from the stopwatch.” Nope, didn’t happen. If you don’t put in stunt mode at least count the number of stunts made and the awesomeness of the stunt and then subtract some time in the end. Third, sometimes just riding to the end gets boring, add an endless mode so you can see how far you can get without falling off the motor bike. Make more obstacles maybe add some items you could use along the way. Do all these things I require, and then go update the price to 3.99.
My overall rating? 4.5 out of 10 stars! (Update with what I put here, 11 out of 10 stars)
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Ah, the release of the new iPod line. The nano got new camera, and the iPod touch got squat. With only a 64 gigabit model released, this get my thinking going. WHAT THE HELL WAS APPLE THINKING? The nano, just a little iPod got a camera, but the iPod touch didn’t?! Steven Jobs better go back to the drawing board. Medoroce stuff like this just pisses me off. But on the bright side, the new iTunes was released. Psh.
It’s not even wensday yet and happy-go-lucky bestbuy has already put up Belkin iPod Touch 3rd generation cases. This has really got us wondering, to start, then we KNOW that there is a iPod touch 3rd generation out, but we can’t tell if it has a camera or anything special, because theres no picture. Also it would be a wonder if the back are still scratch magnet.
Don’t believe us? Check it out here: Bestbuy
With the possiblity of the iPod Classic being removed from the iPod line, we have a reason to believe that Apple could release a new iPod, maybe the iPod touch nano? Or maybe the iPod END? Want to flame us on our opinion? Or maybe you just want to through around another name of an iPod Apple could release, what ever you think, just let us know in the comments section.
On Wednesday, September 9th, a mere 3 days away, Apple will release what we believe to be, an iPod touch with a camera and mic, along with a new line of iPods. Here at iPwnAge, we are eagerly waiting, just like all of you, to see what magic Apple releases. I’m hoping for the long awaited 3.1 iPhone OS, and the new iTouch.
Maybe it’s the removal of the iPod Classic, the Apple Tablet, or something we would never think of, something Apple ALWAYS does, that little trick up their sleeve.
But what exactly are YOU, the iPwnAge communty, wanting from the ol’ Steve Jobs? Let us know in the comments section!
This week’s app review is the app Compliments. To start it off, I hate this app so much, I wanna shoot it in the face. Now here’s the advertising description: Do you have extremely low self-esteem? Are you mentally challenged or have an IQ of 3? Do you have 99 cents to waste? If you are or have one of these things, this app is for you! For “only” 99 cents, you get to hear your iPhone tell you “You’re hot”, “You’re eyebrows rock”, and other ridiculously retarded things like that!
Next off, it’s supposed to be a one star app but the developer get’s people to write 5 star reviews for him/her so don’t be tricked. I’m perfectly sure that throwing 99 cents into a river would be more useful than buying this app. In fact, if you had to PAY to get rid of this app from you’re device I’m very sure you would. If you comment on here and tell me that I am WRONG, I have nothing else to think but that you are either incredibly retarded, have amazingly low self-esteem, or that you don’t exist.
No, I’m not even giving you a download link to it. I don’t believe that you deserve to be tortured by this crap. Not even if you’ve committed murder or blew up a childeren’s hospital.
My overall rating? It doesn’t deserve to be an app
